Waking up at 6 a.m.
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My last night in Michigan
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A quick dinner with mom and brother
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"Wow, this is a strong drink."
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"Yes, I'll have another."
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45 minutes until my flight boards
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A tall Bud Light
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"Oh, really, $3 shots?......Um, sure, Tequila, please."
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The nastiest shot of Cuervo 1800 of my life
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"15 minutes until my flight boards? Yes, plenty of time for another beer."
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"5 minutes until my flight boards? Yes, plenty of time for another beer."
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"Oh shit I gotta catch my plane."
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"Ladies and Gentleman, we'll be turning off the lights while we taxi and for the duration of the flight."
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"Hmm, this fuselage looks like a nice place to rest ma head."
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[Blink blink.....blink blink] "Why is that flight attendant collecting trash already, we just took off?"
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Realization that we are beginning our descent into DC
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Realization that I have slept through the entire flight
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To the person sitting next to me: "Oh, shit. Was I snoring?"
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"Yes"
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Me
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3 comments:
your logic of getting another seems to have done you well though...at least you weren't bored on the flight.
I know. And I woke up this morning both unhungover and in a good mood. What are the odds?
at least you caught your flight - I fuckin missed mine because I *had* to drink that beer......
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