Princess: "Lance Armstrong is interviewing presidential candidates?!?"
Me: "Yea."
Princess: "Under what fucking credentials?
Me: "Well, I mean...."
Princess: "What, because his ball fell off?!?!?
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1 comment:
well, he did bang sherryl crow for awhile, so, um, uh, yeah, um, that makes him, um, qualified for....uh....politics....maybe?
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