I just checked the Mega Millions website and nobody hit the jackpot on Saturday night.
Clearly, I'm dropping five bucks on a couple of easy picks.
The next drawing is tomorrow night and the estimated pot is currently at $250 million, but should probably bounce up to $280 million by the drawing.
And, I just want to let you know now so you can hold me to it later, but when I win I know how I'm spending it.
Double motherfucking Cheeseburgers from McDonald's.....one each for every one in the country.
(I'm slightly disappointed some dude in Indiana won the $314 million Powerball lottery. I was hoping to nab the exacta....Then you would have gotten a McMuffin too.)
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You are not giving everyone an "extra" hashbrown for their supersized breakfast value meal? DISAPPOINTED!
I am only going to have so much money......I can't get tooo generous...
Does it have to be McDonald's? What about Burger King? They have veggie burgers, you know...
F that S. You're getting a Double Cheesburger because they each cost $.99. Plus, I would never buy anyone a fucking veggie burger on principal. You should know that.
Of course I know that; I just like provoking you (YOU should know that). Where would our relationship be if it weren't for instigation?
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