I Wonder

A person, I'm not sure if it is a man or a woman, from the United Kingdom found my blog yesterday via Google.

The search term?

"Lost Dignity With Ex"

They didn't stay very long, possibly because there isn't much advice here for how to handle your ex when you lost your dignity.

But, as most things do, it got me thinking.

How did this particular reader lose his or her dignity with the ex?

Did he get really drunk and wander over to her house and knock on the door? Was he crying and ready to beg for her to come back to him when another man in a towel answered the door? "Clive, I'm sorry, I think it's best that you go. I have to ram the hell out of your ex now. We're going to try A LOT of new things tonight. Cheers, mate."

Or.

Did she find herself at a bar one night when her ex strode in with a beautiful woman attached to his arm? Maybe she couldn't handle seeing him with another woman so she lined up car bomb after car bomb to drown the pain, only to end the night by making out with a man who would make Hurley, from Lost, look attractive.

Or.

Did she come by one day to get her things? The break-up was hard, sure, but it was time to finally move on, and part of that healing process would be to get her stuff from his place and start life without him. Maybe he knew she was coming. Maybe he lost track of time. She didn't bother to knock, she just walked in. And maybe she caught him masturbating to granny porn. "OH!!....uhhh...shit!.......I'm..uhh......"

Or.

.....I don't know. Make one up.

I'm really curious though.